Funky EPOS runs your hatch on any tablet — fast tap-to-sell, keeps working when the festival signal drops, and it's the only system that shows you how this year's event compares to last. No per-transaction fees. Ever.
Square, Zettle, Loyverse and Toast are built for high streets. We built Funky EPOS in muddy fields, for people who sell out of a hatch.
Card processors skim 1.5–2.75% of every sale. On a £20k festival weekend that's £300–£550 gone. Funky EPOS never takes a cut of your takings — use the reader you've got, or just ask: we've sorted great card-processing rates we can set traders up with.
One tap to start an event, one tap to end it. Funky EPOS auto-segments every sale into the event it belongs to — "Summer Fest 2026 · Day 1" — so your accountant and the event organiser get a clean takings split, no spreadsheets, no guesswork.
"Riverside Festival 2026 vs 2025: gross +18%, halloumi +80%, burgers −12%." The insight that tells you what to load the van with next year. Nobody else in festival POS gives you this.
No clutter, no training day. If you can use a phone, you can run Funky EPOS.
Field signal dies mid-rush? Sales keep going into a local queue on the device and sync the second you're back online — you never lose a takings. (Pitch with no internet at all? That's the Custom on-site tier.)
Big buttons, modifiers ("GF bun", "extra cheese"), cash & change calc, split tenders. Runs on any iPad or Android tablet.
Orders fly straight to a screen or printer in the kitchen. No shouting tickets across the hatch. (Pro add-on.)
Customer-facing "now serving" display so the queue serves itself. (Pro add-on.)
Sales by item, category, hour, payment type and staff. Daily Z-report auto-emailed. Export everything to CSV.
Items are archived, never deleted. Bring last year's Christmas menu back in one click — with all its history intact.
Use the SumUp or Zettle reader you already own — or just ask: we've got great card-processing rates we can set you up with. Logged as a tender type, no lock-in.
Run three tills off one menu. They all sync. Add a till for a busy day, drop it after.
Funky EPOS comes from a working event-catering business that runs hatches at festivals, county shows and music events up and down the country. Every feature exists because we needed it on a wet Saturday — not because a product manager drew it on a whiteboard.
Create your account in two minutes. One device, unlimited items, no card needed.
Tap in items, prices, categories and modifiers. Copy a previous event's menu in one click.
Start the event, take payments, watch the Z-report build. Done by close.
No setup fee, no per-transaction cut, cancel anytime. All prices + VAT.
Cloud only. Then £5/mo or £50/yr (save £10). +VAT.
Then £10/mo or £100/yr (save £20). +VAT.
A real, working Funky EPOS till running in your browser — no install, no login, nothing saved. Takes about 60 seconds to see why traders switch.
Tap a category, add food & bar items, open a burger's modifiers ("GF bun", "extra cheese").
Hit Cash or Card and watch the change calc + tender flow — exactly as it works on a busy hatch.
Tap 📊 Sample Reports to preview the Z-report, event mode and year-on-year insight.
⚠ Training mode — sales don't count. Refresh to reset. Kitchen screen & offline resilience are in the full system.
Funky EPOS is built specifically for festival, market and street-food traders — not high-street shops. It keeps selling when the signal drops, auto-segments takings by event, and never charges a per-transaction fee, so it’s purpose-made for the way you actually trade on site.
Yes. Funky EPOS keeps taking orders even when the signal drops in a muddy field, then syncs everything back up the moment you’re reconnected — so you never miss a sale during a Saturday lunch rush.
Your first month is free, then it’s £5 a month — flat. There are no per-transaction fees, so on a £20k festival weekend you keep the £300–£550 a card processor would normally skim off your takings.
No. Funky EPOS runs on the tablet or phone you’ve already got, with the card reader you already use. If you’d like a full till-and-printer kit we can point you in the right direction, but there’s nothing locked-in to buy to get started.
Yes — Event Mode auto-segments every sale into the event it belongs to (e.g. “Summer Fest 2026 · Day 1”), and year-on-year reports show how each event performed versus last year, so you know exactly what to load the van with next time.
Get a free Funky EPOS account, load your menu, and trade your next event keeping every penny of your card takings.
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