Pricing

Honest pricing. No cut of your takings.

Your first month is free. Then £5/mo or £50/yr (Pro £10/mo or £100/yr) — all plus VAT. Cancel anytime, export your data anytime.

1 month free

Standard

£5 /mo

Cloud only. First month free, then £5/mo or £50/yr (save £10). All prices + VAT.

  • 1 device, 1 user
  • One till — switch between bar & food
  • Unlimited items & categories
  • Cloud login — keeps selling if the signal drops
  • End-of-day Z-report
  • Email support
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Pro

£10 /mo

Cloud. First month free, then £10/mo or £100/yr (save £20). All prices + VAT.

  • Everything in Standard, plus:
  • Multi-device tills (synced)
  • Daily emailed Z-report + full CSV export
  • ★ Event mode + year-on-year comparison
  • All deeper reports (hourly, staff, VAT…)
  • No Funky EPOS branding on receipts
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Bespoke

Custom

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Your own kit — our on-site appliance or your machine, built to your setup. + VAT.

  • Everything in Pro, plus:
  • ★ Full offline — works with no internet at all
  • Our on-site appliance, or your own hardware
  • All the bells & whistles, built to spec
  • Priority hands-on support
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Kitchen display (KDS)Route orders to a kitchen screen
+£5/mo
Customer pickup screen"Now serving" customer display
+£5/mo
No per-transaction fees. Ever.
The software never takes a percentage of your sales — that's the whole point. Use your own SumUp or Zettle reader, or just ask: we've got great card-processing rates we can set traders up with.
How we compare

What the others quietly cost you

 Funky EPOSSquareZettleLoyverse
Per-transaction fee£0 — none~1.75%~1.75%Reader fee
Monthly software cost1 mo free, then £5–£10 +VAT£0–£60+£0£0 + paid add-ons
Event mode (auto split per event)YesNoNoNo
Year-on-year event comparisonYesNoNoNo
Works with no internet at allYes — Custom tierNoNoNo
Survives a dropped signal (cloud)YesLimitedLimitedLimited
Built for festivals & street foodYesHigh streetHigh streetRetail/café
Bring your own card readerYesLockedLockedVaries

Competitor figures are indicative public list pricing as of 2026 and may change — always check their current terms. The point stands: a percentage of every sale adds up fast at festival volumes.

FAQ

Straight answers

Do you take a percentage of my sales?

No. Never. Funky EPOS charges a flat £5 or £10 a month (plus VAT, with the first month free) and takes nothing from your takings. You bring your own SumUp or Zettle reader for card payments and keep everything the reader doesn't charge.

What card reader do I need?

Any SumUp or Zettle reader you already own. In Funky EPOS you tap "card" as the tender type and take payment on your reader as normal — it's logged against the sale. Full in-app reader integration is on the roadmap.

Can you help me get a better card-processing rate?

Yes — just ask. We've negotiated great card-processing rates through our event-trade connections and can set you up with them. The Funky EPOS software still never takes a penny of your sales; this is simply us helping you pay less to your card provider too. Email hello@funkyepos.uk.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. Plans are month-to-month or annual — your first month is free, and you can cancel anytime. Your data stays yours and you can export everything to CSV at any time.

What does support look like?

Email support from people who run the same till in the same fields, with a 48-hour response target (usually much faster). It's a self-serve product by design — that's how we keep it £5–£10, not £80.

Will it work when the festival signal drops?

Yes. On the cloud tiers (Standard/Pro) sales queue locally and sync automatically when you're back online — a dropped signal never loses a sale. For a pitch with no internet at all, that's the Custom on-site tier (our appliance or your own machine) which runs fully offline.

Is my data safe and exportable?

Each trader is fully isolated, backed up off-site daily, and you can export everything to CSV whenever you like. No lock-in.

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