Pricing

Honest pricing. No cut of your takings.

Free to start. £8 a month when you grow. Cancel anytime, export your data anytime.

Free

£0

For a single trader getting going.

  • 1 device, 1 user
  • Unlimited items & categories
  • Works fully offline
  • Basic end-of-day Z-report
  • Email support
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Pro

£8 /month

For traders running real events.

  • Everything in Free, plus:
  • Multi-device tills (synced)
  • Daily emailed Z-report + full CSV export
  • ★ Event mode + year-on-year comparison
  • All deeper reports (hourly, staff, VAT…)
  • No Funky EPOS branding on receipts
Get Pro
Kitchen display (KDS)Route orders to a kitchen screen
+£5/mo
Customer pickup screen"Now serving" customer display
+£5/mo
No per-transaction fees. Ever.
The software never takes a percentage of your sales — that's the whole point. Use your own SumUp or Zettle reader, or just ask: we've got great card-processing rates we can set traders up with.
How we compare

What the others quietly cost you

 Funky EPOSSquareZettleLoyverse
Per-transaction fee£0 — none~1.75%~1.75%Reader fee
Monthly software cost£0 free / £8 Pro£0–£60+£0£0 + paid add-ons
Event mode (auto split per event)YesNoNoNo
Year-on-year event comparisonYesNoNoNo
True offline tradingYesLimitedLimitedLimited
Built for festivals & street foodYesHigh streetHigh streetRetail/café
Bring your own card readerYesLockedLockedVaries

Competitor figures are indicative public list pricing as of 2026 and may change — always check their current terms. The point stands: a percentage of every sale adds up fast at festival volumes.

FAQ

Straight answers

Do you take a percentage of my sales?

No. Never. Funky EPOS charges a flat £0 or £8/month and takes nothing from your takings. You bring your own SumUp or Zettle reader for card payments and keep everything the reader doesn't charge.

What card reader do I need?

Any SumUp or Zettle reader you already own. In Funky EPOS you tap "card" as the tender type and take payment on your reader as normal — it's logged against the sale. Full in-app reader integration is on the roadmap.

Can you help me get a better card-processing rate?

Yes — just ask. We've negotiated great card-processing rates through our event-trade connections and can set you up with them. The Funky EPOS software still never takes a penny of your sales; this is simply us helping you pay less to your card provider too. Email hello@funkyepos.uk.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. Pro is month-to-month — cancel whenever and you drop back to Free. Your data stays yours and you can export everything to CSV at any time.

What does support look like?

Email support from people who run the same till in the same fields, with a 48-hour response target (usually much faster). It's a self-serve product by design — that's how we keep it £8, not £80.

Will it work when the festival signal drops?

Yes. Sales queue locally on the device and sync automatically when you're back online. You keep trading and never lose a sale.

Is my data safe and exportable?

Each trader is fully isolated, backed up off-site daily, and you can export everything to CSV whenever you like. No lock-in.

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